goats are literally Masters of Physics
i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
im gonna fill the hole in my heart with concert tickets and vinyls and acoustic sing alongs and new albums and old albums and good lyrics and bad lyrics and lyrics i want to tattoo across every inch of my skin and harmonies and melodies im gonna inject good music into my fuckin viens
The three moments where I was on the floor with excitement, sadness, and screams
#OFC #ofc he’s alive #but is he really? #look at that dull look on this puppy’s face #THAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH HIM #my heart breaks #and I’m not even Katniss #AND OMG #K-A-T-N-I-S-S #you’re alive #no ‘he’s alive’ #no no #YOU’re alive #how long will it take for this glorious idiot to accept her feelings? #I STG IF SOMEHOW THEY MANAGE TO MAKE HER SAY THE LINE #’NOTHING CAN MAKE PEETA FORGET THAT HE LOVES ME’ #I’M GONNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF #and also I think I got carried away with the tags
you most certainly did not get carried away with those tags
Omg where have you been all my god damn worthless life
these angels of light brought me a brownie topped with cookie dough at midnight onceWAIT INSOMNIA COOKIES ISNT ONLY IN INDIANA?
how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME
i feel personally injured by this makeup game
growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money
I like my newspaper, my coffee, and my Bradley Cooper.
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work