Dance Is The Hidden Language

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

samqirl:

THE FACT THAT THERE’S GOING TO BE A HANNIBAL GAG REEL

toocooltobehipster:

i’m in my element

lordsofthebooty:

lordsofthebooty:

you guys i have a really cute neighbor. how do i get him to notice me

dont take boy advice from tumblr dot com

motherfucking-breadcrumbs:

I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MILES

AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES

TO GET WILL GRAHAM SOME PROPER FUCKING MEDICAL CARE

I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

timelordintraining:

niggawitdreadz:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

You could have easily said turkey but nope look at you, ya sure fucked this one up bub

I like the portugull version of this better.